#cartoon

#xkcd: #PlanetDefinitions

https://xkcd.com/3063/

Number of planets in the Solar System according to some some and some crazy criteria. See https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3063 for details.

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 9 h

9 h

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/14

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 14, 2025 - GoComics

An ancient Greek ship captain is talking to some traders at a port. He's telling them, "Sorry, we aren't trading with you guys anymore -- that is, unless you have a golden fleece." The caption reads, "Jason and the Embargonauts".

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 9 h

9 h

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/14

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 14, 2025 - GoComics

Calvin is running along with a kite in the air. He stops and lets it go and says, "I like to set kites free."

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 12 h

12 h

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Retribution. #grickledoodle #cows #hamburgers #vegan #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror

A cartoon illustration of cows pointing at a billboard of a hamburger while talking to aliens who look like cows as townspeople nervously watch. Caption reads "And the more the cows talked with the new interstellar visitors, the more nervous the townspeople became."

Respondió en el hilo

**Zhi Zhu** @ZhiZhu@newsie.social · 1 d

#Cartoon #EditorialCartoon #ElonMusk

Zhi Zhu @ZhiZhu@newsie.social

Fire sale
A cartoon by RJ Matson
https://contrarian.substack.com/p/fire-sale

"RJ Matson is the editorial cartoonist at Roll Call, a newspaper covering Congress and Capitol Hill"

Editorial cartoon. The White House is decked out like a used car lot having a sale. There are flailing arm people with "Own the libs" and "Own a Tesla" on them. There are signs saying, "Free Tesla! When you buy a $5,000,000 test drive with the president" and "Free access! To the president when you buy a $5,000,000 Tesla. There are two red Teslas on the front lawn with Trump sitting in one of them and poking his head out the window. The license plate on the Trump car says, "USA 4 Sale". The other car's plate reads, "POTUS 47". On top of the Capitol, the Tesla flag flies above the US flag, and Elon Musk is jumping up and down.

**Bibliolater** @bibliolater@qoto.org · 1 d

Bibliolater @bibliolater@qoto.org

**Uncle Sam, Teddy Bear And Trade Routes**

Title: My, my, such possibilities
Artist: Clifford K. Berryman, 1869-1949.
Created/Published: [ca. 1913].

Citation: Berryman, Clifford Kennedy, Artist. My, My, Such Possibilities., ca. 1913. Photograph. https://www.loc.gov/item/2016679406/.

#History #Histodon #Histodons #Cartoon #Drawing #Map #PanamaCanal #UncleSam #USA #US #UnitedStates #America #CentralAmerica #SouthAmerica #Trade @histodon @histodons

“Summary: Uncle Sam and Teddy bear [Theodore Roosevelt] mapping trade routes around South America.”

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 d

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/mar/13/ben-jennings-elon-musk-tesla-backlash-cartoon

#BenJennings on #ElonMusk and the backlash against #Tesla – #cartoon | Ben Jennings | The Guardian

Cartoon of Musk wearing a MAGA hat and giving a Nazi salute, while behind him, Tesla stock prices are dropping like a stone.

#Politics #Humour #US

**Metin Seven** @metin@graphics.social · 1 d

Metin Seven @metin@graphics.social

Old 1970s comic panel, in which a woman looks at a crowded street through her window, while she says "Neon signs… Too many automobiles… Blaring television sets… Rude people… I don't want to live like that!"

#comic #comics #1970s

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 d

#xkcd: #OffByOne

https://xkcd.com/3062/

A person has invented a new algorithm. He tells his colleagues, "Any time an integer is stored or read, its value is adjusted upwards or downwards by a random amount between 40 and 50." The caption reads, "My new language almost completely eliminat4es off-by-one errors."

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 d

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2025/03/13

#TheArgyleSweater by #ScottHilburn for March 13, 2025 - GoComics

Neighbours overhear a mild argument between a couple, "Knock it off, Alice. I'm tryin' to watch the game!!" Alice is hoovering and says, "Well, somebody has to clean around here, Nathan!" One of the neighbours tells the other, "Wow. Nate sure abhors a vacuum."

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 1 d

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/03/13

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for March 13, 2025 - GoComics

Calvin and Hobbes are sitting on a large rock in the woods. Calvin says, "I think angels are everywhere." Hobbes is surprised, "You do?" Calvin continues, "They're on calendars, books, greeting cards... almost every product imaginable." Hobbes loses interest and says, "What a spiritual age we live in." and throws a pebble into the brook.

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 1 d

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Just a wee bit. #grickledoodle #horror #haunted #ghosts #little #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a bellhop and some guests being surprised by a tiny ghost in the hotel lobby. Caption reads "The hotel was only a little haunted."

**️ CoffeeDrop ️** @coffeedrop@aethy.com · 1 d

️ CoffeeDrop ️ @coffeedrop@aethy.com

Sheldon Lee from MLAATR / My Life As A Teenage Robot

#shota #shotacon #teenboy

**️ CoffeeDrop ️** @coffeedrop@aethy.com · 1 d

️ CoffeeDrop ️ @coffeedrop@aethy.com

naked shota, suggestive

**Paolo Calleri** @p_calleri@mastodon.social · 1 d

Paolo Calleri @p_calleri@mastodon.social

German Gothic

Karikatur. Friedrich Merz und Grünenpolitikerin Dröge stehen vor einem Haus und blicken in unsere Richtung. Die Frau rammt dem CDU-Chef eine Mistgabel in den Hintern. Das Bild persifliert das Gemälde American Gothic von Grant Wood.

#BTW25 #FinanzPaket #cartoon

**Emanuele Del Rosso** @emadelrosso@mastodon.social · 1 d

Emanuele Del Rosso @emadelrosso@mastodon.social

While the world (and the media) looks at Trump's shenanigans, Syria's future is being shaped.

#syria #israel #russia

**Peter Koch** @peterkoch@mastodon.nl · 1 d

Peter Koch @peterkoch@mastodon.nl

Meme tijd!

Het autohandelaarsmomentje van Musk en Trump doet velen ergens aan denken.

#cartoon #meme #musk

**Dave Rahardja** @drahardja@sfba.social · 1 d